Never masturbate while playing Nintendo.

Where did a bunch of potty-mouthed nuns learn how to whop tail? Check it out in this parody of Lost.

Captain Kirk gets claymated in this raunchy account of an interstellar sexpedition.

Delicious – like heart cookies from a dead body.

Nothing can stop the ageless Louisiana Smith — not savages, not ninjas, not even arthritis.

May the way of the hero lead to fairy poontang.

You've tried weights. You've tried treadmills. Isn't it time you tried what the real professionals use? It's the Stripper's Pole!

When your head is a penis, life is a box of… condoms?

Neil and the gang break into song in an all singing, some dancing musical.

Life is just a box of chocolates. Wait — those aren't chocolates!